Labour Parties Guide to Failure (volume 1)

Its been a slow and somewhat predictable news week for the most part - people generally moaning about the British National (Raciest) Party gaining those two seats last week, so at risk of repetition i'm just going to skim over the issue and refer anyone who is in a muddle about this particular story to last weeks, largely unadvertised and unread, blog about the European election.

I thought we might just participate in collective "what the fuck? seriously WHAT - THE - FUCK!?" moment looking at the Labour party. In a nut shell they are just a fail at the moment, a full and unflinching fail. the problem lies in the political parties division over weather Gordon Brown is a strong and worthy leader - or a twat. This is not a big thing in itself, m imagination would lead me to believe there are people in all parties, jobs, or even families that think their leader/boss/dad is a bit of a twat but the trick is not to say it out loud... leadership relies on people acknowledging the superiority of one - the minute people start standing up and saying:-

"you know what Gordon, your a twat - run your own government"

it encourages other people to stand up and say:-

"yeah, actually i had never really thought about it but... you ARE a twat"

which swiftly leads to:-

"fuck off you twat"

and its the fucking off that has been the key issue. Gordon Brown has decided, against all the odds, not to fuck off and so the squabbling has begun and never ended... leading to a lack of cohesiveness and action from Labour in general - in turn leading to a loss of all support and eventually this will lead to the ultimate fail at the general election...

but Labour might win yet, if they take a leaf out of the Iranian President Ahmahamadillyjadad's book and rig the election... (spelling may be subject to error but remember its not racism when your poking fun at the name of a fascists, people hating, holocaust denier)