Aporkalypse

We open onto a world deep in recession and just as you may begin to think it can get no worse - the flu is back and spreading we are told, this time sponsored by the lovable and tasty farm yard animal 'PIG'. I speak of swine flu...

'swine'? since when have we been using the word 'swine'? its a pig is it not - maybe pig flu is just too blunt, just sounds a touch unintelligible i guess. although i hear the flu is actually a strain  that contains more bird flu than swine but bird flu is so 2006 and swine is much more intimidating. swine. SWINE! that flu can be a real swine - actually its camp isn't it? oh well epic fail for virus marketing again . 'sudden death' flu - that'll get more attention or your money back.

so pigs are picking up the blame leading to a boycotting of pork and the worlds jewish community screaming 'i told you so'. muslim countries sharing the sentiments - so much in common, however did that that Israel\Palestine thing go so far? can't they all just unite under the banner of slightly over-the-top pig suspicion? the UK isn't too fussed though, there was still a que outside the hot pork bap trailer when i was indulging in some light, economy restoring, consumerism this weekend anyway.

arching back on to topic - swine flu looks like a real kick in the ribs too far but wait! what was unemployment on now? two or three million wasn't it (UK figures). so how could we bring that overly large figure down by a couple mil? sweeping global pandemic anyone? i for one am slightly suspect of the convenience of this whole affair - i bet the US did it, they would pin it on mexico too wouldn't they! god that is SO like them! Oh my god swine flu! everybody look! everybody look!

They could even use the opportunity as a diversion and invade another country! Iran is looking suspicious aren't they? trying to improve their economy and strengthen their national infrastructure with the development of nuclear power! outrageous... fucking outrageous.

to summaries: America did it, sounds about right doesn't it? bit harder to make the U S of A the enemy now that Obama chaps in office though innit? because... because... i think he's alright actually. shit we haven't got anywhere.

im not starting over - this took too long already.